The untold story of being a big loser
I have confession to make.
I'm a loser. I mean a BIG loser.
And I'm proud of it.
I'm especially proud to be the kind of loser that EVERYONEtalks about.
To whom everyone says "oh my god, look at you. WTF..."
Yeah, that kinda loser.
But there's more.
I want YOU to be a "loser" too.
I want YOU to join these exclusive ranks, alongside your ol' pal Sayan.
You know...just to get a taste of the wild side.
Because (assuming you haven't gotten your undies in a bunch by this point)...
By "big loser" I mean someone who has lost a RIDICULOUS amount of weight.
Sorta like the TV show "The Biggest Loser".
(Though, to be clear, I am NOT a fan of that show and its excessive,unsafe diet/exercise methods)
Because anyone who's a true "big loser" is someone who, forall intents and purposes, looks amazing.
Turns heads left and right.
Drops jaws like a pretty girl on prom night. [No pun intended]
And makes everyone say "oh my god, look at you. WTF...happened??How did you do it? What's your secret?" (This never gets old.)
It's worth it.
100%, hands-down, no questions asked.
Because the complete irony of all this is, many of usnow-BIG losers were once just losers.
And NO one wants to go back to that.
Or, if you're there now, you don't want to continue that.
I personally never plan to go back to a body I hate (andthat I feel powerless to fix).
And you don't have to either.
Here's the answer:
NEVER go back to the body you hate
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